Hi mah friends. I hasn’t written in two days acause you know WHY? Acause on some the Tuesdays and the Wens-days, mah Mommy and Daddy go the karry-oke.
I hear they sing there. This are silly! Mommy sing to me all the times, why she gotta leave the house to sings? She sing “Whoa, we halfway there, whoa whoa, Lucy on a prayer!” and “With a Lucy yell, she cry more, more more!” and “Lucy red corvette, Lucy you much too fast!” What more singin she gotta do than that? I do speshul dance moves when she sing to me, aren’t that good enough?
Mommy say that this make me a orn-ery brat. I say, “Well then Mommy you takes Lucy to karry-oke with you.” I sings just fine. I sings at the neighbor dog outside all the times. And I sings for mah treats, I sings like a little pig!