Hi mah friends. Today, everyone say, ‘big game happen tonite!’
I says, ‘whatchu mean tonite? I sees big game already. I sees the Chris Kunitz get a hatty-rick. I sees mah Pen-gins win. What other game you care bouts?’
It turn out there a thing on the TV called ‘puppy bowl.’ Puppy Bowl? I says. Wut?
I tries to watch it. I sees the puppies carry the toys around on the field. They not so mah-jes-tik as mah Troy Pol-ey-mo-loo. They not so tough as mah James Harry-son. They not even so fat as mah Casey Hamp-tons (but Fat Piper are hahahahaha).
I watch this puppy bowl. I thinks, “I so much faster and cuter and smarter than all these puppies.”
I pose verruh mah-jes-tik-lee next to TV so Mommy and Dady watches me instead of watches puppy bowl.
I looks all over field. There lots of puppies who doesn’t know how to use a football. I does not see mah Heath Millers or mah kicker name Sushi. I sees none the Steelers.
I doesn’t wanna watch a football if mah Steelers not there. I jus doesn’t.
Gonna sleeps until Steelers play again. Or least until The-Geni Malkin play. Think that gonna happen sooner. And I can only sleeps so many hours. Good thing I can pouts forevers.