I gets tasty treat every month from the BarkBox. This time, I get a small minty bone greenie. I sniffs it – it smell like the plant I eat in the yard! It so delishus, I eat this, and I eat a bar-bee-Q nibbler and I love them all!
I likes when we do jelly time, but mah friends, I tells you this: BarkBox time the best time the month of all! I hope all mah friends are good dog too and get the BarkBox to their house!
Look that bratty face. Look how she hammin on the cam-ra for noms. She so fame-us she go on the Our Waldo Bun-gie blog and get lots of fans.
And gess wut I doin?
I in somethin called a ‘boo camp’ learnin how to lissen Mommy and Daddy when they says ‘Good Lucy’ and not jus when they give me treats. This so I stop thinkin food the mos im-por-tant. And so I doesn’t guard it. Oh mah dog. Does you know how much this are a suck?
So Fat Piper get new friends. She get all the noms and all the nibblins. And all I get the scritch on mah neck and snuggles with mah Mommy and happy words. And Mommy say how I the smartest girl that ever live.
Hullo friends, you know the yes-ter-day was? It were Mommy Day!
But mah bestest friend in all the world, that are mah Mommy. She take the care of me, she save me from mah scary dream, she snuggle me, she take me on run up and down the road, she take me to beach, she sing song to me, and she love me all the time, even when I do a little bad. I love you too Mommy! You mah bestest friend!
This a speshul day that are confusing in mah mind. But I know it are to do with the Mexy-co. It like, the Mexy-co beat on the France, in a battle in a Pweb-Lo which are like, a Mexy-co word for ‘outside house made of the mud’. But that confuse me, and Mommy say no, it not a Pweb-Lo it a Pweb-La which I think are jus a city and not a mud house at all. So instead make the sense of his-try, I jus celly-brate Mexy-co! Would you like to know what I does best on Sink-O Dey Mah-O? I eats a car-neet-us!
Then I make a mar-ga-reeta! This so delishus. I hear Mommy like the mar-ga-reeta too, but I can’ts has the kind she has, acause it has Mommy’s Medicine in it. (I not allowed to have that kind of medicine.)
So maybe I has too many the mar-ga-reetas after all. Maybe I has too much Sink-O Dey Mah-O. Next year, maybe I jus gonna have double car-neet-us and none the mar-ga-reetas I think. How you celly-brate the Sink-O Dey Mah-O this year mah friends?