Mommy! Mommy come qwik! Somethin spishus goin on! I swears, there somethin follow me around all day! I so ascared!
Mommy this SIREUS BISNIS. Dontchu laff at me, I means it, there somethin spishus follow Lucy all around. And it jus won’t stop!
I take a step, the spishus thing take a step. And it make a sound on the carpet, but when I stops to look for it, it stops makin the sound, so never will I catch it!
Wut? Wut is this? No you can’t be sireus!
Oh no. Oh you says I jus gets mah chewbone stuck in mah leash? Oh dear. Oh this terruhbull.
I so barrassed, I can never shows mah nose round here again. You please take the bone out mah leash Mommy? And we don’t tells any-one bout this, k?This so gonna end up on mah storyblog, aren’t it Mommy? And all mah friends gonna know? Oh mah life are such a suck right now.