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Monthly Archives: November 2013

I Theef a Hams

22 Friday Nov 2013

Posted by steelcityfox in food, hams, i does a bad

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GuiltyHi mah friends. Today, Lucy gonna tells you a story bout a bad I does. A bad I does that were so the worth it.

BeaujolaisYes-ter-day were the Bo-Joo-Lay Noo-Vo festy-val. That are hard to spell, real hard, so I calls it wut Mommy Daddy call it, which are ‘Ham Wine Night.’

IngredientsMommy need mah help all day for this, so first, we gather in-gre-d-ents for our ham. Mommy make a ham soss that have apple ci-der and a bor-bon.

SamplerI inspek ci-der for kwal-tee. I not allow inspek bor-bon acause I not old enuff yet. This ci-der pretty good!

HamMommy go the store and buy a big hams. Then I sit with the hams, check up on it, make sure it not a lon-lee ham while Mommy busy makin the soss.

Hams

Then we gotta put the hams in a Crok-Pot. I puts it in, but Mommy gotta be the one make it all hot so I doesn’t burn mah toes.

CrockPotThen Mommy pour in the soss, and she press the button make the Crok-Pot warm. This when it start to be trouble. This when I start to think bout doin mah bad.

SpishusI tells you this mah friends: ham smell DELISHUS. Ham smell like I wanna put mah nose on it for evers. So all day, for 6 the hours, I gotta be real good and not go nex to the hams.

Ham TimeThen at last, it are hams time!! Mommy say, ‘look the hams you have made, Lucy! Look what a good girl you are, make this hams!’

And then I does it. I does the bad:

Ham Theef I theefs the hams. I theefs the biggest slice the hams on the plate!

Floor HamIt so delishus, I cannot even think bouts anything else. I puts the hams on the floor, eats all the pieces in one minute. Then I snuffles up the floor to get the hams joose too! YUM I DOESN’T CARE HOW BAD IT ARE WORTH IT!

HampologyMommy Daddy say, “NO LUCY THAT NOT FOR YOU, THAT PIECE TOO BIG FOR LITTLE YOU” but I cans not lissen. I jus wants the hams. I wants the hams until all hams are gone. And then I act sorry.

CutieI act like I feel so bad, like I knows wut a bad I does. Like I so sorry, and I pose for the pickshure Mommy want with the wine bottle I not allowed to drink anyway cause I too little.

Not sorryBut mah friends, I mus tell you. I not sorry. I not sorry one bit. This hams were most delishus hams of all time.

Ham HangoverSometimes, mah friends, you does a bad acause it worth it. I learns this to-day. I learns that hams always worth it. I cants wait for next year Ham Wine Night. Gonna get two piece the hams. Sometimes, you does a bad acause it worth it. Hams worth it for sure.

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I Love The Fall!

19 Tuesday Nov 2013

Posted by steelcityfox in cos-tume, fall, outside, punkin

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Big SmilesHi mah friends! Gess who it is? It your friend Lucy! I gonna tell you bouts mah fav-rit time of year!

CutieNo, not dinner time. Not even nap time!

CutieMah fav-rit time are the fall! You wants to know why?

Pretty FlapperIt cos-tume time! It cos-tume time for Howl-ween! This year, I dress as pretty flappy. Look mah dress! (Do not look at how it fallin off mah big ol bee-hind. Jus look how pretty I am.)

Pretty FlapperWhen I put on mah flappy dress, Mommy say, “Lucy we gonna dance a Charley-ston, we gonna drink a side-car, and we gonna say ‘this the bee-sneez!'” All these things so fun, I jus love bein a pretty flappy!

SaucyYou know wut *else* I love bout the fall?

PumpkinI love punkin time!! Look mah punkin!

PunkinThis year, mah punkin extra-speshul. You know why? It acause mah Grandma growd it jus for me in the garden!!

I reeeeally want it!You know how many other doggles got a punkin like mah punkin? NO ONE! NO ONE GOT A PUNKIN LIKE THIS ACAUSE MAH GRANDMA GROWD IT JUST FOR ME!

punkinI get so excite bout mah punkin that I jus give mah paw over and over.

Mah PUnkinThis punkin jus mine. It jus all mine (even though mah Daddy carves it for me acause I not allowed to use the sharp and pointys).

YummyAlso, I let you know that this punkin such good kwal-tee acause it taste delishus. Jus delishus!

ScarfWut else I love bout the fall? I love fall fash-un. I love mah scarf!

ScarfI wear many scarf acause I jus a little fash-un-eesta. That what Mommy call me. I think it like French or something for ‘pretty pretty doggle.’

Happy GalBut mah fav-rit part mah fav-rit the fall??

CutieThe go-outside part!! I love the leafs! I jus runs about and enjoys the leafs so much!

SniffinI sniffs the air. I sniffs all the fall smells, smell like mag-ik out here! Smell so lovely, I jus gonna stay here all day and play and romp and rump-us!

MeddytateAnd then, I do my do-ga praktiss in the leafs. And I meddy-tate, and I think bout how happy I am to have the fall. And I jus so happy, mah friends. I jus so happy.

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