All the cheez. I eats it all. The cheez has pick-shure of small goat on it. I eats the pick-shure too. All the cheez, it go in mah tummeh, with the pick-shure of the small goat and the plas-tik and a coffee piece on top the cheez.
Yesterday it were so the stress-ful.
Then Mommy and Daddy tell me that all of mah friends gonna come over to watch Steelers and visit me! I get so excited that I get stuck in mah shirt. Oh, it are so embarrassing! And I make small scared noises while Mommy and Daddy tries to get me un-stuck. But they gives me all the peanut butter and pepperonis to helps me not cry, so that is good!
But then mah friends come over. And there so many beards in mah living room. And Mister Alex who I sees on the Face-book comes over, but his beard are so mah-jestic that I just cannot handles it. And Uncle Jon and Uncle Steve not have beards, but all the beards scares me too much to stay and see them.
So I hasta spend Steeler game in mah speshul tee-shirt in mah bed. And only Miss Arlene allowed to come visit with me, acause she a girl and she do not have a beard. And I still makes a little pee on the floor acause I scared, knowin all the beards in mah living room.
Last night, Mommy and Daddy go to the karry-okie, and they wraps me in mah blankey on the bed. I apposed to be good when I wrapped in my blankey, and I knows this, but then I sees mah treat bag on the shelf.
I doesn’t know if you knows this, Diary, but I got the best treats in the world. They tastes like livers.
So I sneaks up with mah blankey still on so Mommy & Daddy never know, and I pushes the bag off the shelf with mah nose, and I snuffles it open and eats half the treats. Oh it so good. It so a good idea.
Unless I sees it on the shelf, and wants it real bad.
Sometimes, Diary, it are so hard to be a Lucy.