Last night, Mommy and Daddy go to the karry-okie, and they wraps me in mah blankey on the bed. I apposed to be good when I wrapped in my blankey, and I knows this, but then I sees mah treat bag on the shelf.
I doesn’t know if you knows this, Diary, but I got the best treats in the world. They tastes like livers.
So I sneaks up with mah blankey still on so Mommy & Daddy never know, and I pushes the bag off the shelf with mah nose, and I snuffles it open and eats half the treats. Oh it so good. It so a good idea.
Unless I sees it on the shelf, and wants it real bad.
Sometimes, Diary, it are so hard to be a Lucy.