Mommy make a big plate of fry green tomatt for the dinner. They jus so delishus smell. Obvusly I helps her in the kitchen, like I does all the time, so I knows jus wut delishus things in those tomatts.
After the dinner, Daddy go the store to get me and Mommy a do-nut dee-zert. And all the whiles he gone, I pretend to be so good. I stomps po-lite-ly upon this plate to show Mommy how good I bein, how much I deserve do-nut when it arrive.
I shouts TOWANDER and I runs down the stairs verruh fast and verruh sneeky-like and I jus does it. I eats all the fry green tomatt. All them. Then verruh sneeky-like I sneeks back upstairs to Mommy and she never know I eats it all.
Obvusly this not mah finest moment. It taste so good, but gess wut? Of course Daddy find out soon as he come home and see empty plate on table. And then of COURSE Daddy tell Mommy! And of COURSE I jus in so much trouble and with the sick tummy too!
Mah friends. I gonna tell you this: fry green tomatt jus so good, but you mus not eat them all. You mus jus have the one that Mommy give you and no more. Do not be like the Lucy. Do not does a bad. Or you will make many poos and feel sick all the night. You will has tomatt dis-as-tur jus like I do. I jus tellin you so you learns mah friends. I jus tellin you so you learns.