Hi friends. Today, it are a suck. You knows why?
It are acause of the new TV story mah Mommy and Daddy watch.
Mah friend. Since we friends, I gonna tells you bout this story, acause I doesn’t want yous to make the same mis-take Lucy makes. You sees, this story called The Walky Dead. I thinks, I gonna love this story! It got ‘walky’ right in the name!
It not at all bout walkies. It bout ZOMBY.
You doesn’t know what zomby are? I tells you It are a horr-ble, loud, noise-makey, killy, scarey thing on the TV! Mah Mommy and Daddy watch this TV ALL THE DAYS acause new eppy-sodes startin soon, so they gotta ‘ketchup’.
I says, “Mommy and Daddy, that not ketchup! I think that the inside of other zomby! Or maybe the inside of persons! Or the inside of…… OTHER DOGGIES.”
NOOOOOOOOOOO I cannot even think bouts it. I so scared. It not even mah nose that I gotta hide this time. It mah whole head. (I would hides all of me, but I too big, so I gotta gets a new zomby plan.)
All the times Mommy and Daddy watch the TV, this the face I makes. All the time. I so scared! I scared the sounds, I scared the pickshure on the TV!
I haet the Walky Dead.
You know wut happens? My daddy say, “Lucy, let’s play the tire toy! It will be so fun!”
But Daddy look like this! And he sound like, “LOOOOOOOCEEEEEE RAWBA MARBL RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWL”
OH MAH GERD OH MAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AND THEN IN MAH SLEEP, IN MAH SLEEP FAT PIPER SHOW UP! BUT SHE MAKIN HORR-BLE ZOMBY SOUND AND SHE LOOKIN AT ME ALL CRAZEE.
SHE LIKE, ‘LOOOOOOOOCEEEEEEEE IMMA EAT ALL YOUR THAAAAAAAAAAAANGS AND STEAL YOUR FOOOOOOOOOOODS AND NOM ON YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS’
OMG WUT ARE YOU SIREUS FAT PIPER ARE YOU SIREUS DON’T YOU EAT ENOUGH AT GRANDMA GRANDPA’S HOUSE ALREADY?
That when I know it are sireus. I knows I right to be so scared of zomby. If Fat Piper were zomby, and she would want to eat a Lucybrain, I know zomby bad news. I knows I right to be so scared. So now, Mommy and Daddy puts me in mah pen when the zomby story on.
But jus in case, I been workin on mah best floppy Lucy pose. If the zomby come to Lucy house, Lucy gonna trick them so bad. Lucy gonna be jus fine.